Lubricant, hair, and the sink

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Originally uploaded by ruelloehr.

I woke up this morning this morning with a ghastly blemish on my face. I haven't had a pimple for a year but it sort of figures I would get one on the day I have a date. This forced me to take drastic measures. The tattoed brother was gone to home depot searching for industrial cleaning products so i performed a recon mission into his room (no mans land) in search of heavy duty face ointments.

This is the scene that met me in has bathroom and I must duly admit that I am both shocked and baffled. This may be the only sink in the great United States which contains not 1 but two cans of WD-40. The purpose for the spray lubricant is unknown to me, although I will fathom a guess that it is for his hair clippers. I can sort of picture him spraying down the clippers and then immediately going to town on his hair.

Simply frightening.