Overheard at my house

E: I went into the computer room to fuck with the router. There's a giant spoon and empty applesauce snack pack on your desk.

R: Yeah, I got hungry and couldn't find any spoons. I had to use that giant one.
It scooped up all the applesauce in one shot. It's very efficient.

R: I can't find any spoons. Did you throw them all away? We were down to two.

E: Ummm. Yeah. They were uncleanable. It would have required a sandblaster.

R: I'm 27 years and old only own 1 giant spoon.

E: (laughing furiously)

E: I bought plastic ones.