if i had a firetruck.

If i had a firetruck I would drive around my neighborhood. I would pull up to the crowd of people letting off fireworks who are disturbing my ghost story reading. Then I would pull out the firehose and douse them with a torrent of water the likes of which have not been seen since the days of noah.




I had an idea for an invention today. I want a to make a giant curvy straw. That way I could have a coke in my cupholder of my truck. The straw would go from my mouth to the coke and would have to be bendy. Then i could drive without holding the coke. I think it's brilliant.