Overheard at my house

E: I just did a 100 jumps. That's the most I have ever done (reffering to his jump roping skills)

R: That's nothing. Once I did a 1000.

E: A thousand jumps?

R: Yeah, but then I got a brain anheurisym and collapsed. I don't recommend trying it.

E: Dang.

E: The swamp is back. By next year it will spread to the living room.

R: We're going to have to walk around in hip waders.