Overheard at my house

I'm a collector. It's not comic books (since age 10) or stamps or anything like that. I collect words, phrases, and anything quirky or odd. I usually have a paper and pen with me at all times just in case. Tonight I was lucky enough to be sitting at the computer doing some photoshop stuff. This is what I heard, these were all yells (or hollars for the midwestern contingent):

"AAAARGHHHH! I got icy hot on my nuts!!!"

"How did you get icy hot on your nuts?"

"I was putting it on my shoulder and then I scratched my balls. It really burns!!!