Overheard at my house
Me: Bitch! You have 4 forks in here. That's where they are all at. We are down to 3 in the kitchen.
Him: Eat my ass, I saw you throw one away the other day.
Me: That was a spoon. We have a ton of those.
Him: Oh.
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