Goodbye old friends. It's been a great 5 years. You saw me through my college times, and into adulthood. You survived puke stains, paint stains, and burn marks, all with a stoic pride. We've traveled thousands of miles together and I must admit that I feel guilty about leaving you on the curb. If it wasn't for your stench, maybe things would be different, alas, it can't be helped. Auf Wiedersehen.