a parting note

Dear student loan,

It's been a good four years. We've crossed states together and even visited two other continents. You've faithfully been there for me every single month. No matter how much I give you though, you seem to want more. Every month I check my balance and nothing seems to change. It's like mailing a check to a big, greedy black hole.

So that's that. We are done. Please consider the enclosed check your alimony.

R. Lo

p.s

I'm blocking you on i.m.