overheard at my house

E: Man I woke up at 3 am in last night and my toe was throbbin'! I couldn't take it anymore so i came out and took your exacto knife (I sharpen my pencils with it) stuck it in the bottom of my toe and just yanked it down. Blood was dripping everywhere. I got the ingrown though. I grabbed a hold with the tweezers and yanked and this huge chunk of toenail came out.

R: It's such a relieving feeling isn't it?

E: Yeah, I just and sat and held the nail in my hand.





E: Then I put in my mouth and ate it.