I want to hire a grandma.

I am in the market for a grandma.

My jeans are ripped, my camo shorts need a button, I need a new quilt and I want a home cooked meal with some gravy on sunday nights. I think this an excellent opportunity for someone who does not have grandchildren in the area. I will even let them call me by their grandchild's name. It won't be wierd, I am good at pretending.

Seriously though, I would pay someone for some grandmotherly services......