Overheard at my house

E: What are you going to do today?

R: Groceries, cleaning, paint. That's all. You?

E: I'm gonna get a sugarglider.

R: Huh? What's that?

E: It's a marsupiel. Kind of like a flying squirrel. They sit on your shoulder.

R: Does it stink? We have enough stink already.

E: No, it poops hard pellets.

R: Fred will eat it, or you will forget to feed it. Either way, I give it a week, tops.

E: No way, I will train him to ride on Fred's back. They are very smart.

R: One week. The deathpool is on.