short end of the stick

One of my best friends emailed me today
and announced his new engagement to his girl.
She is tre' cool and I am really happy for them.
Also, I will get to attend another midwestern wedding.
I must secretly work on my rocky top dancing.

He explained to me the reasoning:

"she's seen my pee pee and still likes me so i figure she's the one."

This guy has the best sense of humor ever.