Overheard in my house
E: How much are you getting back in taxes?
R: Why?
E: I will match you dollar for a dollar and we can buy something nice for the house.
R: What material item could we possibly add to this paradise? It's bliss as it is.
E: A hot tub. I would be willing to move my room into the office and we could use my old room as a hot tub room.
R: Hmmm..... Better yet, we could just put it in the middle of the living room. That way we could watch tv while soaking.
E: Where would fred sit?
R: We could buy 4 little orange floaties and strap him to them. Then he could just float around. I think he likes swimming.
E: I can only match a hundred dollars.
R: That will get us an inflatable pool and a big hot plate.
E: Nevermind. You ruin all my ideas.
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