Overheard at my house

Me: Okay, that's it. We are officially down to 1 fork. I want all of the forks out of your room.

(brother returns with 2 handfuls of forks with months old food stuck to each one, opens dishwasher and throws them in)

Me: Oh hell no. Your scrubbing those by hand. The dishwasher isn't going to do jack shit to those things.

(brother furiously scrubs forks for a few minutes)

Brother: This isn't working. I think i need a sandblaster.