overheard in my house

R: How was the dave matthews concert?

E: It was the worst experience ever. I had to ride up with this cop. He played Kelly Clarkson on the radio. When we got to the concert people were smoking weed in front of us. I told the cop to flash his badge at them. He wouldn't do it.

If i was a cop i would flash my badge and confiscate their weed. Then i would sell it to my friends and make moolah.

R: hehe

E: I guess that is why i am not a cop.