Overheard in my house
E: I woke up at midnight last night and stayed up till 5. I was dead today.
R: What did you do?
E: Death wish 4 came on. I was like, "Oh yeah!"
R: Lucky!
E: Is that the new standard (hometown newspaper)?
R: Yeah. Check out the police reports, see if there is anyone we know.
E: K. Mom said Preacher J. got running a meth lab. She always tells me how good he is doing.
E: Here's one. Jeremmy Clark. Remember him?
R: He was a punker who worked at Hardee's right?
E: Yeah, real ugly mother fucker. He used to always give me the senior citizens discount.
R: What did he get?
E: Driving while intoxicated, faulty taillights, refusing breathalyzer. Those guys always get drunk and drive around in shitty cars.
R: He was nice, but he was really ugly. All the ugly punkers worked at Hardees.
E: I'm glad we bought a lawnmower. We've saved 140 bucks already.
R: Eh? We've used it once. The grass is knee high.
E: Yeah, but if that dude was still doing it he would have mowed like 4 times by now.
R: I want to customize it. It needs some skulls and flames.
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