Overheard at my house

R: So, you should probably know, I am having people over sunday for an art class.

(only a select few people are ever people are ever invited to cross over our threshold. yes, we are sort of wierd i guess.)

E: Oh. My. God.

E: .....

E: You have got to be kidding me.

E: ......

E: ......

E: I'm going to have to do some cleaning.

E: .....

E: Why do you do these things?