A one arm man named lefty.
I now have maximum stopping power. I had forgotten the intrinsic value of working on my own vehicle. Not since the poor days have I gotten dirt under my fingernails, but I must admit, it felt oddly familiar. It's fun to dork around with this stuff. Of course, after living in VT for 3 years everything in the undercarriage was rusty. We had problems finding a cheater bar that would work, but came up with a perfect solution. We used an old bicycle fork as a cheater. It worked wonderfully. Perhaps we should liscence the idea to craftsman.
E: So I have this new thing i do at work.
R: What's that?
E: We have a comp system that is linked to the dmv. You can look people up in it. If a girl calls and sounds hot I look up her height and weight.
R: Is that illegal?
E: Not if it's for insurance purposes.
R: Hand me the wishbone fork cheater....
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