Return of the jedi.

I struck a nerve in the text to voice wars. I went were no man shouldn't and now I am reaping the consequences. (This means I won.)

I cannot be outwitted.

But now everyone is dicking with my office chair. Everytime I get up, the evil ones jack with my settings. They raise it an inch, they lower it an inch, they air up the lumbar. It's just enough to drive one insane. I need creative revenge. (It's really the only type, you know)......