This is priceless.

I shit you not, this came from a newspaper near my hometown.

This is exactly how i want my obituary to be.

CourierPress: Obituaries: "Delbert W. Gray

Delbert W. Gray, 62, of Evansville, died Tuesday, November 16, 2004, at his residence.

He was an avid Milk drinker. Del- bert enjoyed playing golf and gardening. He also enjoyed spending time with his family and dog, Baby Girl.

He is preceded in death by his parents, Elbert and Juanita Gray; brother, Eldon Gray; and his sister, Sandy Mitchell.

Delbert is survived by his wife of 41 years, Geraldine Gray; daughter, Nena Maharney and husband, Mike; daughter, Tena Heck and husband, Mark; son, James Gray and wife, Carla; daughter, Angela Waddell and husband, Nathan; 17 grandchildren; sister, Janice Beal; and brother, Gary Gray.

Services 11 a.m. Friday, November 19, 2004, at Alexander North Chapel, officiated by Reverend Scotty Calvert, with burial in Sunset Memorial Park Cemetery. Friends may call today, November 18, 2004, from 2 to 8 p.m. at Alexander North Chapel.

Condolences may be made online at www.mem.com.Arrangements by Alexander North Chapel, 4200 Stringtown Road, Evansville, Ind. 47711, (812) 428-0102."