hard wieners.

SO yeah. It's been a while. What can I say? The night time has been nice under the big sky so I have been disposed as of late with prior engagements. Sometime I might fill you in, then again maybe I won't.

Overheard in my house:

E: Dude, remember like 4 days ago i cooked those cocktail wieners in the crockpot?

R: Yuppers.

E: I'm cleaning up today, reach for the crockpot.....it was warm.

R: You cooked the leftovers for 4 days?

E: Yeah. Slow cooked them. It was like concrete. I had to chisel them out with a fork. It bent the fork.

R: Was that what was stinky?

E: Among other things. I got it clean, but it destroyed an SOS pad in the process.

Yesterday was maybe the most perfect day ever in my life. Remarkably perfect. Here is a list of what I did merely for the fact the I am a fan of lists.

1) 6:20 a.m. alarm goes off signaling time to go the gym
2) 6:20-7:40 hit the snooze button every 10 minutes (snooze is the shit)
3) 7:40 get out of bed. Shower. Dress. Leave:
4) 8-5:30 work.
5) 6:00 come home.
6) 6-6:30 practice learning billy idol songs on the guitar
7) 7-8:30 paint a little, draw a little
8) 8:30 dress for volleyball game and leave
9) 9-10 volleyball game. We lost. Badly. It was ugly.
10) 10:00 drive to gas station. Get big red gatorade.
11) 10:03 spill red gatorade all over myself while driving
12) 10:15 watch lost on dvr. I timed how long it took on dvr with no commercials. It's 41 minutes if you fast forward the parts where two chicks are talking to each either.
13) 11:00 go to bed
14) 11:15 beat fred because he keeps humping the covers
15) 11:20-12:15 read true crime
16) 12:16 sleep. Have violent nightmares about scorpions though. Very strange.