overheard on my cell phone:

E: I just got home. We don't have any electricity.

R: Aw FUCK! You have got to be kidding me. Did you pay the bill??

E: Let me call you back.


RING

R: WHAT!?!

E: Uh, I found a bill.

R: Ass face! Call them and pay it.

(At this point I am racing home to yell and scream before heading to class)

E: Ok, it's all taken care of. It should be back on tonight.