Overheard at my house:

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(E opens freezer)

E: You bought m&m ice cream cookie sandwiches??

R: Yes.

E: Can I have one?

R: Fuck no! Get your own, those are mine.

E: Your a dick. I know you ate my eggos. You owe me.

R: Negative.

(I walk to the living room, here the freezer door open and then shut, E runs across the living room carrying a stolen cookie sandwich, I get up and start the chase)

R: GIVE IT BACK FUCKER!

E: YOU OWE ME!!!!

(he locks himself in the bathroom and eats the cookie sandwich)

R: I hate you.