The most pathetic dinner ever

You know,

After dinner tonight, I took fred for a walk. Then i realized I had just ate, perhaps, the most pathetic dinner ever.

I had 1.5 grilled cheese sandwiches.

Let me clarify. I only had 3 pieces of bread. THat = 1 sanwich and a halfie.

What makes this pathetic you ask? 2 pieces were bun.